Bear Blend Coffee & Mug Set

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  • Regular price $20.00
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The Bear Blend is a custom coffee provided to us by our friends at Disaster Coffee. This blend has been tailored to suit a Bearish palate; robust but tasty, with the appropriate amount of caffeine to attack life and dominate your enemies. At home in your percolator, old thermos, or space brew machines, the Bear Blend will power you through the dark future of nuclear holocaust. 

Best enjoyed while covered in sawdust, the Bear Blend is the perfect swill for haggard homesteaders to accomplish their apocalyptic aspirations while doing the things. If you’ve ever considered murdering a goat, this is the coffee for you. 

If you don’t like it, well, grow some hair on your chest. Or don’t, if you’re a woman, because that’s nasty. Anyway, drink it. Or don’t. Whatever. But really, it’s good. You should try some. 

 


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